Joke of the day - 10/8 - 2011

"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."
"If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice ajd watch your language. Thank you."

The Danish National Team - Football/Soccer

Well I am wathcing the international match, between Denmark and Scotland.
I supose, that Denmark should come out on top of this game, but then again. All the danish players are subs, at there clubs.
Right now, I think, that the best player in the squad is Daniel Agger, because he have had a good preseason, and he plays, when not injurid. Another strong man, could be Simon Kjær, which is quite the same, as Agger. The last player, that I would highlight, is William Kvist. He has had a nice start up, at his new club Stutgart and has grow a lot, as a player, through the last couple of years.
But beside these three, I think that the team lacks a lot!
BUT! Tell me, if you feel any different. Who is the best player in the best form.

/ Jakob

Football/soccer season are starting.

So, my favorite time of the year. The football season is starting all over, England, Spain, Italy, Denmark and everywhere else. The clubs has made the most of there signings, and are ready for another battle for the league gold.
I like to follow these four leagues, that i did mention above. England, because it is the best league in the world, whitch the most quality players. Spain, because they play very attractive football. Italy, because the fans are fanatic and demands results. And finally Denmark, the national league, which you of cause follow - I watch almost every match here!
What do you like? Any league you prefer. I would like to here something, that is not as ordinary as mine.

/ Jakob

Long time no see.

Well... I haven't been here for awhile, but I will try to bring my blog back to life. I will really give it some attention.
So now you know people, I am back!

/ Jakob

Joke of the day - 12/7 - 2011

Top signs, that you're too old to trick or treat.

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And last but not least...
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live!

Who will be the best team this year - Football/Soccer

So let's start this topic, with my oppinion.

Who will win the Champions League this year? Will it be allmighty Barcelona, who keep dominating the international scene or will it be someone else?
What I hope for, is to see my team, Real Madrid, winning the final. Jose Mourinho is on he's second year, and he's taktic and way of playing, should come to sight now. Also, the team has played together for some years now, so I hope this will be the year.
But on the other hand, if Barcelona gets stronger, and but Sanches from Udinese and Fabregas from Arsenal, they seem pretty unbeatable, this upkomming season.
What do you think? Any chance to beat Barcelona, and if there is, who will do it?
Danish readers can leave comments in danish, and I will answer in danish as well.

/ Jakob

Joke of the day.

Hey. I thought that my site needed a little bit of humor. So from now on, I will post a funny link or a joke every day. And please, let me hear your oppinon, may it be good or bad!
So here goes the one for today.

A woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!